Allan Duff

Three men had been for a day’s fishing. When one of them reached home he told his wife of his grievance. “We agreed”, he said, “that the one who caught the first fish should pay for drinks round, and each of these two fellows deliberately refused to pull their lines out of the water whenever they . . . → Read More: More Scottish practicality

“Yes, I did He has only one eye!” . . . → Read More: It has to be …. if it’s in ones

Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. . . . → Read More: The origins of sayings

A blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.

‘I’m sorry, ‘St Peter said, ‘But Heaven is suffering from an overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the . . . → Read More: An Australian Blonde Goes To Heaven

Facing up to responsibilies or just having to? . . . → Read More: Glory be! The Scots, the Scots!

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A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?”

Professor: “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t be a professor, . . . → Read More: Legal or Logical?